Valentine one-liners

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Февруари дойде, съответно и истерията „Свети Валентин“. В океана от клишета, които ни очакват,  сайтът Mashable обяви конкурс за забавни пожелания в модерен технологичен стил. Някои от най-добрите попадения до момента:

You had me at Halo.

You are trending in my heart, would you mind if I promote you as #lifepartner

You’ll always be the mayor of my heart.

Hey baby, mind if I check-in to your bed tonight?

I’m a bee, can you be my honey?

You’re like my blackberry, you’re smart, your fun, your trendy, and I struggle to make it through the day if your not with me.

Love is blind: I love you eventhough you are Windows.
– Mac.

Windows 7 to Windows 95: There is no age for loving someone

Come on, baby, light my Firefox.

Can I right click you and select Explore?

You are the only software that can ‘unzip’ me.

I’m a notebook and you’re my iPhone, let’s get together and make iPads.

Every time I see you, you overclock my processor and my RAM fills up.

You know why I drive a BMW? Because it stands for Be My Woman

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